Taking responsibility, National-style
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So let’s see how well Dear Leader and National Does Responsibility…
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Blame: drug addicts
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Blame: music production company.
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Blame: the media (always a good flogging-post for polis in trouble)
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Blame: previous Labour government, Recession
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Blame: Allan Hubbard. (Hubbard had not been convicted of any offense.)
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Blame: previous Labour government (again).
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Blame: previous Labour Government (yes, again), Europe, and the United States.
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Blame: Wall Street (an industry sector in which Key used to work)
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Blame: election campaign (damned inconvenient, these “election” things)
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Blame: Polls, “edgy” things, state asset sales, and “lots of challenges out there”.
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Blame: “Somebody” (or anybody, whatever)
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Blame: Pike Rive mining company (which was following de-regulated safety laws enacted by National in 1991.)
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Blame: “global economic headwinds” (but not an excuse beneficiaries may use).
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Blame: Rugby World Cup, the general election, and Diplomatic Protection Squad.
And when National has run out of people, institutions, countries, and things to blame – they can always refer to the mystical realm,
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Blame: Karma.
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And of course, there are the none-too-subtle attempts to blame welfare beneficiaries for not having the jobs that existed prior to 2007/08,
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Taking responsibility, National-style – means someone else copping the blame. Or sunspots.
Are we all clear on this?
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Addendum
Clayton’s Responsibility – The Responsibility You’re Taking, when You’re Not Really Taking Responsibility,
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Wilkinson’s resignation was almost on top of the public release of the Pike River Royal Commission of Inquiry report. She was the “sacrificial lamb”, with the deliberate objective to short-circuit media and public debate over National’s culpability in the de-regulation of the Mining Inspectorate in 1992.
Wilkinson’s “resignation” wasn’t taking responsibility – it was a carefully-crafted exercise in damage-control.
Note that Wilkinson retained her other portfolios (at the time), along with her $250,000-plus salary plus Ministerial perks and allowances (see: ‘What have I done wrong?‘).
Indeed, any attempt by National to take responsibility was watered down when Key said,
“Under successive governments, since 1992, the influence and reach of the mining inspectorate was eroded.”
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Mr Key says the Government accepts there were systemic failures in the regulatory regime across successive governments.” – John Key, Govt responds to Pike River Royal Commission, 5 November 2012
So there you have it. Key’s comments attempts to spread responsibility as far as possible across twenty years of “successive“ governments. Because, as we all know, if you spread responsibility – like margerine – as wide as possible, it becomes thinner and thinner until there’s bugger-all of it left.
The Nat’s spin doctors earned their tax-payer funded salaries that day.
Taking responsibility National style reminds me of that famous phrase from the 1970 movie, “Love Story“,
For Dear Leader and his cronies, the sentiment is the same,
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Previous related blogpost
It’s official: Key’s mind is someone elses’ responsibilty
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Geez it never stops does it?
Fraid not, Allyson…
Not until our fellow Kiwis stop voting for people like these.
Total bullshit!
Statement/Reason.
Nz have been hearing the blame game for the last 5 years a few were missed slow economic growth national blamed the Christchurch earthquake or the constant blaming of beneficiaries the amount of kids that leave school etc
and that is just the tip of the iceberg.. (as the saying goes…) thanks frank. again, you’ve nailed it! ;}
Shared on Planet Key.
that quote is funny
“personal freedom” = no laws or controls from NZ government or any outside government, you can do or study what you like
“individual responsibility” = we will not help the poor or sick or out of work or homeless. You fend for yourself or die, we do not care, we will not do anything to encourage the creation of jobs or growth of the economy.
“family” = if you are not in a hetrosexual marraige with kids, you are of no interest to us.
-10 and dropping fast…
Where’s the personal freedom in the Search & Surveillance Bill?
Well can you *blame* him? Seems like no, smoking guns or otherwise!
Anyway, great article, I will share it in due course, posted far too much today already.
good info, making up a poster of it
A “Yeah, Right” style poster, Lance?
more an educational one using stuff you posted
Cool! Hope it happens!
Hah! The Nats wouldn’t know responsibility if they fell over it. The only thing those guys are responsible to is their wealthy backers. Good blog post tho.
Wow. I’ve heard better and more believable noises come out of my arse. And they smell better. Even after a huge feed of kina.
Gee they have only two people left to blame. Satan and God. And they must’ve caused everything the druggies, wall st, labour, karma, companies following THEIR rules, assassinated business men and some other person. Oh. Hang on. He hasn’t blamed lemmings running off a cliff yet. Make that three hundred or more. Plus two.
The party of family – parents in Aotearoa and kids across the ditch working. Great family values.