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Political Joke of the Week…


Key and Queen




John Key, in a private moment with Her Majesty the Queen;

Your Majesty, how should I run an efficient government?

Are there any tips you can give me?”

Well,” said the Queen “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Key frowned, and then asked,

But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of champagne.

Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle………. watch

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom;

Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walked into the room and said,

Yes, your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said,

Answer me this, please Tony.

Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?”

Without pausing, Tony Blair answered…

That would be me Ma’am.”

Yes! Very good, thank you Tony, that will be all“, said the Queen.

When Key got back back home to New Zealand he called Bill English to his office and asked him
the same question as the Queen had posed to Tony Blair.

Bill, answer this for me.

Your mother and your father have a child, it’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.

Who is it?”

Rubbing his chin and looking quite awkward, English replied,

Aww geeez boss, that’s a tough one, I’m not too sure,let me get back to you on that one.”

He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Frustrated, English went to work out in the Beehive gym and saw Hone Harawira there.

English went up to him and asked,

Hey Hone, see if you can answer this question.”

Shoot!” says Hone.

Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?”

Quick as a flash (just like Blair) Hone answered,

That’s easy – it’s me!”

English smiled, and said,

Well Done ….. Good answer Hone !”

He hurried back to speak with the Prime Minister.

Hey John, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle, the answer is …. Hone Harawira !”

Key got up, stomped over to English, and angrily yelled into his face,

No, you idiot ! ……. It’s Tony Blair ! ”







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  1. 1 July 2014 at 10:37 pm

    I LOL’ed so hard I ROFLMAO’ed. ^^

  2. Who Gnu
    25 July 2014 at 2:26 pm


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