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Dear Leader and a basket of kittens…

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A  little girl named Suzy-Moana was standing on the pavement in front of her home.

Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her.

Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.

“Hi there little girl, I’m John Key, the leader of the National Party, what do you have in the basket?” he asked.

“Kittens,” little Suzy-Moana said.

“How old are they?” asked Key

Suzy-Moana replied, “They’re so young, their eyes aren’t even open yet.”

“And what kind of kittens are they?”

“National supporters,” answered Suzy-Moana with a smile.

Key was delighted!  As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two of them agreed that he should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy-Moana was again standing on the pavement with her basket of “FREE KITTENS,” when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC,  CNN, Sky News, TVNZ, TV3, Radio NZ, NZ Herald, and News-Talk ZB.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Key got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy-Moana.

“Hello, again,” he said, “I’d love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you’re giving away.”

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“Yes Sir,” Suzy-Moana said. “They’re NZ First, Labour, Mana,  and Green supporters.”

Taken by surprise, Key stammered, “But…but…yesterday, you told me they were NATIONAL SUPPORTERS.”

Little Suzy-Moana shrugged, smiled, and said,

“I know.   But today, they have their eyes open.”

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  1. Lyn Ny
    18 July 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Thanks for that – very funny!

  2. 18 July 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Brilliant, as usual!

  3. SpaceMonkey
    18 July 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Ha ha!! Excellent!

  4. 18 July 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Hahahahaaaaaa ….thoroughly enjoyed the moral of that story, nice one anymore lol

  5. Jacqui B
    18 July 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Hee hee I love it.

  6. Keith S
    18 July 2012 at 2:42 pm

    LOL

  7. Keith S
    18 July 2012 at 2:44 pm

    And the kitten is soooo cute.

  8. 18 July 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Hahaha. That’s quality. Nice one Frank!

  9. 18 July 2012 at 4:37 pm

    It’s stuff like this that gets me through my day 🙂

    Although, I was out and about today doing some productive stuff, so it’s gonna get me through the next few hours no doubt as I go back into some researching, researching, researching 🙂

  10. 18 July 2012 at 11:33 pm

    I’m one of those kittens with the eyes OPEN now!

  11. Clive @ large
    19 July 2012 at 11:19 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!

  12. Charles Brandon
    20 July 2012 at 1:49 am

    LOL! Shared on Facebook!

  13. Theodore
    21 July 2012 at 10:19 am

    LOL!!

  14. Craig Coffey
    21 July 2012 at 10:43 am

    That is gold Frank,…….. 😀

  15. Janya L
    21 July 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Classic!

  16. Holly M
    21 July 2012 at 2:16 pm

    if only kittens could vote..

  17. 21 July 2012 at 5:53 pm

    That is brilliant.

  18. Deborah Kean
    23 July 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Very clever! 🙂
    Deb

  19. Monserrate
    30 July 2012 at 1:30 am

    LOL!!! Purrrrrfect!!

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